OITNB just posted this on their facebook and it’s perf.
*commits murder so I can be sent to jail and have the opportunity to fuck Alex Vause*
"She’s a very caring person."
“Can you give me an example of a time she was caring?”
“We had a 16 year old Corgi. For the last three years of his life, he couldn’t walk up stairs. And even though he got to be 32 lbs, every time he needed to go outside she would carry him up and down four flights of stairs.”